cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties



the lord of the rings meme // favourite location → bag end



  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*


mintiscream:
What's your career goal after college?



franklinshepard:

musicals that start off kinda silly and end up destroying you emotionally (◕‿◕✿)



kathspierce:

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 5/5 favorite female characters » Veronica Mars

"Remember this moment. ‘Cause you’re gonna regret it. Toodles."



sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*